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January 12, 2016, 04:36:32 PM |
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“In Trump's Desk”.
Once upon a Time, there lived an average, every day HB 2 Pencil named Bitcoin B. Chain (BBC).
The Desk in which Bitcoin lived was Never Clean, So Bitcoin lived in a Huge Mess of crayons, duo-tangs, binders,paper clips, pens, pencils and a ruler. This desk, was Trump’s Desk.
All the pencils in Trump’s desk love to write all kinds of stories. The pens adore publishing the pencils stories. The crayons draw pictures, and the highlighters occasionally Highlight Important Facts.
In the Community, the Pencil Crayons are the Police of Trump’s desk, The Glue, Scissors and Tape are a part of a Top Secret Association (TSA) of Organizations from the Pencil Case. The Wax Crayons Defend the desk, and the Ruler, is of course the Ruler of Trump’s desk.
There are many kinds of pencils, there are Dazzling Sparkly pencils, There are colored pencils who are always Cheery, Dull pencils with no Attitude, and the every day HB 2 pencils used in Every Day Writing.
One day Bitcoin was writing to his “Pen-pal” friends Putin and Justin, when he heard a pencil SHOUTING at someone. When he looked up, he saw the Evil Gang of “Story Stoppers”. This was the Gang of Evil Erasers named “Destroy”,“Bits”,“Gone”,“ Dommergue” and the 40 Thieves.
He watched Helplessly as they erased a Young pencil’s work! When they were finished, they hopped over to him. Since he was Powerless against these Strong Bullies, he watched again as they erased his Masterpiece.
When they were Satisfied with their Destruction, they headed in the same direction they Came, “ Sesame Street to get a Score”.
Bitcoin looked down at his Blank piece of Paper and he saw tiny crumbs of eraser in the outline of a Cross. Bitcoin thought “these crumbs must come off the erasers as they erased” That’s why the Story Stoppers looked a little Shorter when they left.
After leaving loose-leaf land, Bitcoin headed to the ruler. RT Max ruler of Trump’s desk to Report the Story Stoppers. “I will send my Best workers to Stop this Madness.” Proclaimed the Ruler. Scotch the Tape, UHU the Glue, and Laurentien the Scissors these Crime Stomppers have all come from the Pencil Case Training Grounds, the Best of the Best. We will wait until tomorrow, He went on, Right Now, the erasers must erase the Vandalism off the Roof of Trump’s desk. Those teenage pencils always seem to be getting into trouble. With that, Bitcoin slept with all the other pencils at the front of the desk.
He awoke having slept in as usual, but at least he missed the big line up to the Sharpener “Stacy”! He then put on his Cap and Sharpened his Mind.
He later had a visit from Scotch, UHU and Laurentien. They had a conversation on how to put an End to the Story Stoppers, but all their ideas were filled with Hate and Violence. So much for the Best of the Best! Having a Better Idea, he told the useless Crime Stompers that they could leave. He then visited a friend, just in time to hear the Old and Worn, wax crayon named Drudge, the one that told stories of the InfoWars against the wax crayons of Luke’s desk. Bitcoin got there when he was just Finishing his story to a bunch of little highlighters. “As the InfoWar went On the Enemy began to Crumble, Shorten and Finally Disappear.”
That was it! He now had an idea, but needed his lady cousin block, the special blue ink Pen to help him.
Bitcoin asked her to write about anything, The Constitution, and She quickly had A page. After thanking his cousin for her work, Bitcoin then waited for the Story Stoppers to try and erase his work. It wasn’t long again before they were TERRORIZING the pencils to bits. Now they came to Him.
They lived for the Attention; they Enjoyed watching the pencils Weep over their Lost work. Since Erasers are Colour blind, they did not notice the Royal Blue "Block Chain" Ink. They all tried to erase his work, but it Wouldn’t come off. “He must have pressed Hard!” Eagle said. “Keep Erasing! ”
The Story Stoppers didn’t like losing, and kept erasing as Hard as they could. Just like the Old Wax Crayon had said and Bitcoin had predicted, they began to Crumble, Shorten, and Finally Disappear.
Now that the Story Stoppers and the Smell of Burnt Eraser was Gone, the Pencils and Pens could write as they Pleased.
As for Bitcoin he got himself a “Binder Peace Prize” for making Trump’s Desk Safe from Bullies.
Bitcoin went back to Writing and Actually Wrote this Story. From then on, Pencils used the Erasers on their Caps. Block Chain lived on as a Hero to the World “Lives without Bullies!” Thanks (BTC) 1HrP4cxcFJXveLSE5baUH779gZ6tYAaUxc “In Trump’s Desk” TimBitz dot info “Coming Soon” NZT meets Limitless.
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