The Autobiography of Satoshi Nakamoto by Matthäus Jandaček
the beginning:
Who is this Matthäus Jandaček claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? That's a fair question. The blunt answer is, "Yes, I am Satoshi Nakamoto, the real one, the inventor of Bitcoin. And no, I am not Satoshi Nakamoto. My name is Matthäus Jandaček."
the end:
By the way, I like coffee.
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proof that it's really satoshi:
![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
it is 10 chapters long. point for trying, at least.