That ain't no roast
It's incarcerated in a pot. We demand freedom for the roast.
Oh, you've probably only had roast beef inside Hot Pockets, huh.
When you actually make a roast it takes several hours. I only posted about this an hour ago, so it'll be trapped in the Crockpot for a while still, until BitcoinHusband comes home from work.
Nah, we use something called a Römer Topf here for roasts.
It gets put in the oven and you occassionally - like once an hour - open it up to pour in more wine/broth.
