Finish This Sentence!

[misterbigg]

Finish this sentence:

A Bitcoin, a Litecoin, and a Ripple walk into a bar...

for example "the Bitcoin asks the bartender...{the rest}"

[Rothgar]

A bitcoin, a light coin, and a ripple walk into a bar. 

The bitcoin asks for a beer and the remaining .92 BTC enjoys his beer.
The litecoin asks for a beer, the bartender refuses to serve the litecoin because he's not rich enough.
The ripple asks to exchange an one beer IOU for a beer.  The bartenter looks at the IOU.  Felling sorry for the ripple he accepts the IOU and serves the ripple a beer.  The ripple then says that'll be 100 XRP.

[teknohog]

A Bitcoin, a Litecoin, and a Ripple walk into a bar...

...a gold bar.

[misterbigg]

A Bitcoin, a Litecoin, and a Ripple walk into a bar...

...a gold bar.

Awesome

[joecooin]

A bitcoin, a light coin, and a ripple walk into a bar. 

The bitcoin asks for a beer and the remaining .92 BTC enjoys his beer.
The litecoin asks for a beer, the bartender refuses to serve the litecoin because he's not rich enough.
The ripple asks to exchange an one beer IOU for a beer.  The bartenter looks at the IOU.  Felling sorry for the ripple he accepts the IOU and serves the ripple a beer.  The ripple then says that'll be 100 XRP.

you won.

Joe

[Blazr]

A bitcoin, a light coin, and a ripple walk into a bar. 

The bitcoin asks for a beer and the remaining .92 BTC enjoys his beer.
The litecoin asks for a beer, the bartender refuses to serve the litecoin because he's not rich enough.
The ripple asks to exchange an one beer IOU for a beer.  The bartenter looks at the IOU.  Felling sorry for the ripple he accepts the IOU and serves the ripple a beer.  The ripple then says that'll be 100 XRP.

I wish I had more sig space, because this would definitely be going in it!