Coinbase continues to be incompetent, buggy and risky

So the great kiddy script programmers employed at Coinbase have offered us a new option:

Commit to buy at a certain date in the future and you may actually manage to buy at this service, where using the service to buy is the tough issue.

Guess what:

You can click that button to commit all you want, you still have no idea if an idiot programmer (and that's probably a huge compliment for the retards involved) on the other side has actually wrote a valid code to acknowledge your selection.

These are the things that make me want all Bitcoin business to go burn down in Hell.

And yes, Satoshi Ponzi, dump all those 7 mil dormant BTCs on the market all at once and let's be done with this annoying crap.
Making these people die of hunger may be the best you could have come up with.

Worked at Coinbase == unemployable except at McDonalds