One bitcoin is worth $1,000 right now and you have amazon gift cards worth £1,500 and £360 paypal. That means you have £1,860, which when converted to USD is $2,000. So why not just sell all of those, even for 50% off, you'll get $1,000. I don't get why you still have to get a loan unless you plan on scamming people with those reversible and non-securable collaterals.
This is the best analysis I have read even me myself I can imagine myself borrowing $1000 to pay back interest with all the pressure where I have something that even worth more in value. In addition to a newbie opeining account to ask for a loan not even a small amount, he just went straight to ask for $1000 as if that is 1000 satoshi.