Make bitcoin by riding a bike?

[skeeterskeeter]

1. Design and build million dollar ASIC chips
2. Put them in small compact durable case
3. power case with bike wheel such as they do with lights
4. Bluetooth to cellphone from device to get block info

Put these everywhere. On your car as you drive. On your dog (use the shake light idea; magnets in a tube).

This would get Bitcoin Bob, Layman Larry, and Fatass Frank excited to make BTC while doing some work