Please help me! I am german and poor!

[ThreeJay]

Dear Bitcoin community,

I would like to raise your attention to the following issue:

http://rt.com/business/german-households-poorer-than-cyprus-632/

Abstract:

The poorest households in Eurozone are in Germany, whereas households in Luxembourg and debt burdened Cyprus top the list as the wealthiest, according to the ECB study. [...]the report shows that the median net wealth of German households comes out to around €50,000 while in Greece the figure is above €100,000, In France it is around €110,000, and in Spain around €180,700. Cyprus is second wealthiest with €265,000 while Luxembourg tops the list with almost €400,000.

As a lot of my income is currently diverted to the public budgets in Cyprus and Greece (in the form of taxes) I would like to humbly ask for your assistance in the form of bitcoin donations. You can find the address in my signature.

Thanks a lot.
3J

P.S. I mean no disrespect to people who are actually poor by an agreeable standard, of course this post is supposed to lack some seriousness. Still, the result of the ECB studys is an interesting topic. Opinions?

[vm1990]

hmmm love the P.S bit
P.S. I mean no disrespect to people who are actually poor by an agreeable standard, of course this post is supposed to lack some seriousness. Still, the result of the ECB studys is an interesting topic. Opinions?

[greyhawk]

Well that at least fits observation.

[hashtag]

do you want a cookie?

[ThreeJay]

do you want a cookie?

Nah, heard they are only available to the dark side... 

[ande85]

I'm poor, live in America, and am only supported by my grandmother and social security. I have gone to college, am knee deep in debt, and can't find a job anywhere, and am hoping to make a buck or two from bitcoin as a way to have some extra spending money.

Everything here is completely true, but since the problem is so widespread, I realistically don't expect charity especially since people will point out that it was foolish to go to college when there were no jobs to be had (these exact same people will also point out that, in the event that I didn't go to college, that I am just a stupid idiot, and should get a college education in order to get a job...I'll get off my soap box now). As a result of this I'm not even going to bother including an address to receive money because I know none will be coming.

[Geddi]

Please help I'm German    

 

[charybdis]

Play Satoshi Dice

[DocTraxx]

I am also a poor German, please donate:
1D6F5KsFAF8VRZxxosZKjLHqAooR9XAkcK

[greyhawk]

I am German (and French (and Polish (no, i don't speak polish))), and I'm not poor, but give me your money regardless.

You know you want to.

[BaldOrc]

I think poor German is not so poor in comparison with poor Indian

[Matthew N. Wright]

Get a job.

Edit: what talents or skills do you possess?

[BaldOrc]

I am German (and French (and Polish (no, i don't speak polish))), and I'm not poor, but give me your money regardless.

You know you want to.

you forgot to be a poor greek

[greyhawk]

I think poor German is not so poor in comparison with poor Indian

I don't think you understand how hard it is to live on only 3500 Euro net a month. 

[BaldOrc]

I don't think you understand how hard it is to live on only 3500 Euro net a month. 

nope
i do not understand 'cause i never have 3500 EU per month