The Holy Order of the F@#ker Baron

[generalizethis]

Self-moderated thread designated to all things of the Order.

[#21, Mon 9:22-11:27, Throne]

#1 Ode: to Bossner Baron

LIFE
can be considered to be
endless
fucking... ... (ahhh... mmmmmmm) ... aand -
that's because:
a 'thought'
used to be - and will be -
called (a)
 
'fuck'

from now on,
and forevermore, Amen (and the other dudes in there and everywhere (I don't care as long as sign is respect, or even then if I don't pay attention)).


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The Baron, being 'Bossner Baron' - which is not even recognised by Crypto Kingdom and the Fount of Honor in there (that not being a problem since he will be promoted soon, after some STO-polarised play) - deigns to set up an Order of his own, called:

The Holy Order of the Fucker Baron

- rare 20pt text used to indicate the importance, although the Order is not incorporated to CK yet, pending King's permission and Mooo to New/Create the Items mentioned to their owners being mentioned -

§1 The Order can be awarded in 7 classes, so that higher number is higher class (item_id given,'x' indicates the position of any alphanumeric string to differentiate the items in each Class, each one of which is unique):

THOFB7x  Baron Grandmaster
THOFB6x  Baron Emperor
THOFB5x  Baron King
THOFB4x  Baron Duke
THOFB3x  Baron Prince
THOFB2x  Baron Marquis
THOFB1x  Baron Earl

§2 Zechariah gets 1*THOFB7.

§3 The item details of any THOFBx item can be decided by the owner at his cost (in IC, CKG/CKS, etc) and effort (fucks given).
 
§4 When Zechariah notices that a unique item with the following details is in his MyItems, he'll seek to fulfil the creator's reasonable wishes expressible and expressed in between [] in the CREATE item_id amount recipient [message].

THOFB70 - Description: A 100-mL 'thick slightly smoked glass' flat rectangular bottle of Versace OUD NOIR, opened.
History: Item was first given a fuck when Zechariah bought it in the Very Ancient times (ask for details, not remember right now). Presently the Order is in semi-active use as Zechariah's fragrance in Universe::::ThroneRoom.
Special Rules: (none)

§5 To cover the cost of making the unique items, each class gets a stipend for the cost. The recipient of the stipend must self cause the transaction (the Baron does not give a fuck about money as long as he has some).

Stipend Amounts:

THOFB7x ....... 1,000,000,000,000 [not possible to award these yet due to the difficulty of having all M in existence, sorry about that]
THOFB6x ...... 100,000,000,000
THOFB5x ..... 10,000,000,000
THOFB4x .... 1,000,000,000
THOFB3x ... 100,000,000
THOFB2x .. 10,000,000
THOFB1x . 1,000,000
[You may not cause the TRANSFER M amount 1 owner before the unique item exists in the same way as the one in §4, the main difference being that the owner is you instead of Zechariah]

§6 GM decides who is awarded the Order and how, etc(x4).

[generalizethis]

Grandmaster of the order (above^) Decision:

1. If any post following this one, in this thread, amuses me, because by means of reading it, I think the reader/writer (of the said post) has understood some secrets of the Universe and is desirous to get some money, so therefore: pick your amount and when I award you the Order, do what you must before you are allowed to take it from me, and after you do, have a good time, soul! And fuck you!

2. The one who makes a new thread and self-moderates it him/herself: just for the discussion of the contents of this and the previous post, in BCT (so that I can use it to post about the awards, etc.), will receive THOFB20, and (based on being the self-moderator of that thread): have better chances than most to become a rare one: THOFB6x  Baron Emperor. We have not used higher than L20 in the game, but this one is: L21. So consider starting the thread, especially if you are desirous of a rare L21 rank, higher than anyone except me atm.

Zechariah puffs some THOFB70 on him, not that he smelt bad, mainly for lulz instead.

^^How this thread came to be.

[rpietila]

Grandmaster of the order (above^) Decision:

1. If any post following this one, in this thread, amuses me, because by means of reading it, I think the reader/writer (of the said post) has understood some secrets of the Universe and is desirous to get some money, so therefore: pick your amount and when I award you the Order, do what you must before you are allowed to take it from me, and after you do, have a good time, soul! And fuck you!

2. The one who makes a new thread and self-moderates it him/herself: just for the discussion of the contents of this and the previous post, in BCT (so that I can use it to post about the awards, etc.), will receive THOFB20, and (based on being the self-moderator of that thread): have better chances than most to become a rare one: THOFB6x  Baron Emperor. We have not used higher than L20 in the game often, but this one is: L21. So consider starting the thread, especially if you are desirous of a rare L21 rank, higher than anyone except me atm.

Zechariah puffs some THOFB70 on him, not that he smelt bad, mainly for lulz instead.

^^How this thread came to be.

TRANSFER THOFB20 1 owner self may be effected by anyone who thinks he cannot keep the thread clean alone, especially without the self-moderator privileges that only reside on BCT:generalizethis, unless the latter one can extend the privileges to the former.

(Blue is GM (Grandmaster) text as usual.)

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(This post is reserved for keeping the full list of all THOFB [which is omitted from now and onwards if the context is obvious])

HGM Zechariah of Tavastia-rpietila-CK, 70, AOK-GM, OD-GM, AOD-Gen4, etc., etc(x3)
HM, Crichton, King of CK, 20, Protecterate of Plath, Lord of Essu, Weilder of Vengeance, Searcher of Dragons, ect.

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