Despite your obvious immaturity and penchant for potty humor, you seem to speak english very well. So my guess is that a) you're trolling, or b) you're going to scam. Likely the former. Why is it 16 year-old white kids are some of the most annoying ones around? Also, 3/4 of people on this forum won't get your humor and will probably take you deadly seriously.
No wonder people here will ask for any kind of bounty or airdrop. They don't know if it's true or not. I will just wait for the translation bounty hunters here to reserved for their slots.
Sometimes you can get a good laugh just by reading in this forum and that's good for the heart if nothing else.