So I want you to share with you one of first browser games I've ever played 15 years ago:
http://www.drunkmenworkhere.org/185Well, it looks 90'ish, but in reality this version was released in 2002 and wasn't updated during that time. This is big pro, since they would surely destroy something if they start messing with that game. And if you feel offended with drug dealing theme and think they could just make dealing with candies, just quit this game, and don't blame site owner or me. It's not as fun as was in 2002 because of smaller player rate than it was before, but we can resurrect dopewars back.
Note for mobile users: It should work normal on PC-class computers. 15 years ago no one could predict today's world so this game is 'as is'.
Also yes, I've played Drug Lord 2 and dopewars for Linux/Unix.