Fasting for 12 days

[dank]

In preparation for my assassination, I am fasting for twelve days to increase my awareness and test my will.

Enjoy the last two weeks of society.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

In preparation for my assassination, I am fasting for twelve days to increase my awareness and test my will.

Enjoy the last two weeks of society.

Officer Krupsky, I want to report an attempted fast in progress.

[surebet]

12 days, huh? That brings us to the 30th. I'm guessing "assassination" is dank's drug addled brain's way of saying he going to get evicted.

His landlord probably didn't want to be paid in love. Or you know, if he did, he might be bored of dank's bullshit now.

Take your meds Sean and get a job, being a pan handling delusional bum isn't a great way to get that special girl to like you to lift that restraining order.

[Foxpup]

In preparation for my assassination, I am fasting for twelve days to increase my awareness and test my will.

Just like the samurai did before going into battle. Though they did it less to increase their awareness and more to avoid shitting their pants when they got killed.

[dank]

That's pretty much why I did it, foxpup.  Blood shifts from the brain to the stomach when you eat.

Unfortunately, I was kidnapped by holly springs police and taken to the critical evaluation center in Raleigh because I stopped taking my medicine.  The doctor didn't like what I had to say about anarchy and my philosophy on life, my beliefs, so I was sent back to the Frye psych ward in Hickory, three hours away.

I fasted for nearly four days before the medical professionals threatened to strap me down and pump me with hoses if I didn't eat, all because my blood sugar was 55.

I could have gone longer and wanted to.

Due to this, I got back yesterday, on the 30th.  I had no time to fast after and will not be killed at the current house, 6424 sunset lake rd.

During my stay at the psych ward, I learned a few things; It's possible for the music festival to occur without me dying.  I will set my way for California in a couple months and find the people that can make it happen.  It only takes one musician with a few million dollars and a little faith to enable the concert that will bring world peace and heaven.  This way, the transition will be much smoother than if the economy collapsed now, the more people that are aware of it, the less chaos when it happens.

The CIA can still hire hells angels to kill me, it may just be at the concert, this will save everyone mourning time, as karma catches up with people, from several days to a matter of minutes.

Enjoy society for the summer, make the best of it and help as many people as you can.  When you help people, they see you positive energy, and that makes you feel good.

See how much energy you can gather, nothing's more important than being happy.

[dank]

Edit, the shitting part too, foxpup.

[mprep]

In preparation for my assassination, I am fasting for twelve days to increase my awareness and test my will.

Just like the samurai did before going into battle. Though they did it less to increase their awareness and more to avoid shitting their pants when they got killed.

Maybe I should try fasting before my next job interview.

Maybe. Sometimes new things open up new opportunities...like not shitting your pants in a tense situation (well at least that's what I've gotten out of this conversation).

[BorderBits]

Good thing nobody invested in Dank's hookah lounge.  Is Dank finally dead? 

[myrkul]

Good thing nobody invested in Dank's hookah lounge.  Is Dank finally dead? 

Well, the world hasn't ended yet, so I'm guessing no?

[surebet]

Good thing nobody invested in Dank's hookah lounge.  Is Dank finally dead? 

Well, the world hasn't ended yet, so I'm guessing no?

Daddy must've paid this month's rent.

[mprep]

Good thing nobody invested in Dank's hookah lounge.  Is Dank finally dead? 

Well, the world hasn't ended yet, so I'm guessing no?

Daddy must've paid this month's rent.

LOL. This conversation is going kind of weird.

[nviere]

Good thing nobody invested in Dank's hookah lounge.  Is Dank finally dead? 

Well, the world hasn't ended yet, so I'm guessing no?

Daddy must've paid this month's rent.

LOL. This conversation is going kind of weird.

[smracer]

Due to this, I got back yesterday, on the 30th.  I had no time to fast after and will not be killed at the current house, 6424 sunset lake rd.

During my stay at the psych ward, I learned a few things; It's possible for the music festival to occur without me dying.  I will set my way for California in a couple months and find the people that can make it happen.  It only takes one musician with a few million dollars and a little faith to enable the concert that will bring world peace and heaven.  This way, the transition will be much smoother than if the economy collapsed now, the more people that are aware of it, the less chaos when it happens.

Does this mean you will finally pay your debt, deadbeat scammer?

[Inglewood]

In preparation for my assassination, I am fasting for twelve days to increase my awareness and test my will.

Enjoy the last two weeks of society.

Cool story brah

[acs26]

This deserves poetry:

Dank is fasting yet again,
His brain is hiding in a den,
Why did you have to bump this;
What the fuck?
The horrors they come rushing back again.

[pirateat4O]

Dank,

Your posts never cease to amaze me.

That's all for now.