12 Bitcoin Commandments ( Bitcoin Church of Satoshi)

[BitcoinMoses]

I am Moses ! BitcoinMoses.

I went to meet His Divine Honesty Satoshi Nakamoto yesterday evening.
His Divine Honesty Satoshi Nakamoto has given me 12 Bitcoin Commandments.
I am revealing the 12 Bitcoin Commandments bellow. I request every one to respect
and honour the 12 Bitcoin Commandments of Satoshi Nakamoto.


12 Bitcoin Commandments:

1. Thou shall have no alt coin beside Bitcoin
2. Thou shal not fork Bitcoin
3. Thou shall not become an impostor of Satoshi Nakamoto
4. Thou sall keep the Bitcoin Blockchain running intact
5. Thou shal honuor each other
6. Thou shall not try to hack any Bitcoin Address
7. Thou shall invest only in Bitcoin
8. Thou shall pay thine thythe to Satoshi's Charity
9. Thou shall not become immoderate
10. Thou shall put thine trust in Bitcoin
11. Thou shall fight for thine own Bitcoin right.
12. Thou sall pray to Satoshi whole heartedly for thine Bitcoin Basic Income.


Bitcoin Church of Satoshi

BitcoinMoses

[Hamphser]

I am Moses ! BitcoinMoses.

I went to meet His Divine Honesty Satoshi Nakamoto yesterday evening.
His Divine Honesty Satoshi Nakamoto has given me 12 Bitcoin Commandments.
I am revealing the 12 Bitcoin Commandments bellow. I request every one to respect
and honour the 12 Bitcoin Commandments of Satoshi Nakamoto.


12 Bitcoin Commandments:

1. Thou shall have no alt coin beside Bitcoin
2. Thou shal not fork Bitcoin
3. Thou shall not become an impostor of Satoshi Nakamoto
4. Thou sall keep the Bitcoin Blockchain running intact
5. Thou shal hounor each other
6. Thou shall not try to hack any Bitcoin Address
7. Thou shall invest only in Bitcoin
8. Thou shall pay thine thythe to Satoshi's Charity
9. Thou shall not become immoderate
10. Thou shall put thine trust in Bitcoin
11. Thou shall fight for thine own Bitcoin right.
12. Thou sall pray to Satoshi whole heartedly for thine Bitcoin Basic Income.


Bitcoin Church of Satoshi

BitcoinMoses

Not to destroy your efforts on here but i would say this is inappropriate already.Even though we do have different religions but this thing wont really be nice on the eyes specially on Christian people.Dont make use of biblical stuff even though im a bitcoiner and a crypto lover but yet this stuff piss me off.In fact people are already  making opposite things on what you do wrote here.Theres a fork, next people not only invest on bitcoin but also on altcoin too.Speaking of Hack there are lots of incidents of hacks.impostor? There are lots of people do proclaim that they are satoshi.

[BitcoinMoses]

I have no reason to speak falsehood.
I have met HDH Satoshi Nakamoto and His Divine Honesty
gave me the 12 Commandments.  

[Xavofat]

I have no reason to speak falsehood.
I have met HDH Satoshi Nakamoto and His Divine Honesty
game me the 12 Commandments. 

I suppose this is satire, so it'll fly over the heads of most people here.  It'll also get ignored by those who do get it, because it's not particularly good satire.
To be fair, the majority of BTC users are not rabid satoshi followers and they don't treat it like a religion.  While a lot of places for BTC discussions turn into echo chambers supporting specific BTC-related beliefs and becoming euphoric with the price, they still don't just follow exactly what satoshi said.

Satoshi also called BTC a beta project, and it's still regarded a beta project.  Satoshi never claimed that BTC was perfect or suggested that other blockchains could not potentially be useful in the future.

[Boseda]

I think the only actual commandment of Bitcoin is freedom.

Freedom to do what you wanna do with your money.
Freedom to sell and buy altcoins.
Freedom to hold for years.
Freedom to use any wallet you want.
Freedom to fork the code any time you want (since it's open source and you can be legittimate to think it can be improved).

If you don't like freedom and still need commandments, go back to fiat money and do what banks and governments command you to do.