I sent a Santaria parody to Zhou Tongued and he never got back to me

[TheGovernedSelf]

Needless to say I'm pretty upset about it. He has ONE WEEK to respond on this thread or record it... or else I'll publish the lyrics on this thread.

[Este Nuno]

Does anyone know the identity of the two members of Zhou Tonged?

Are they forum members here?

[TheGovernedSelf]

BUMP! Time is running out!

[Este Nuno]

I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball

I had a million bitcoins, but zhou, zhou stole them all



Thanks for putting this song in my head for the last few days, lol.

[TheGovernedSelf]

OP delivers!


Original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTCyZvb2Uzw

Bankeria

I ain’t got no good ideas
I ain’t got no crystal ball
Well if I mined a million bitcoins well I’d, I’d sell em all
If I could find that fiat, and that paper all around
Well I’d throw a fuckin’ party and I’d, be on the town

What I really wanna know, maybe, mmmm
What I really wanna say I can’t define
Well its finance, USD, oohhh

My wallet will have to-
 wait till I get paid, find a ponzi of my own
Daddy’s gonna love stealin’, yo!
You feed the bank, feed the bank, feed the bank, and then I live it up
Oh yeah, uh huh,
Well I swear that I

What I really wanna know, bitcoiners
What I really wanna see is a decline, damn prices- where’d they go?
…My boss will have to…





Ooooo...
What I really wanna say, you baby.
What I really wanna say is I've got mine, and I've made it, oh yes I'm printing it up.

Tell Satoshi that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide.
Bernanke’s got the FBI
And he won't think twice to stick their shit straight down Satoshi's throat.
Believe me when I say that he’s got somethin' for his nerd ass.

What I really wanna show, my bitcoiners
Ooh What I really wanna say is there's just one, real currency, and Cyprus take it, yeah.
Now my trades will have to wait- oh, no, no.

Throw me a few bitcents if you enjoyed it:
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I can write more for a small fee. 

[b!z]

Maybe it's because the Bitcoinica thing is old news and a new parody about it today just isn't that interesting?

This. +100

[mprep]

Maybe it's because the Bitcoinica thing is old news and a new parody about it today just isn't that interesting?

This. +100

Yeah, probably this. Every joke wears out eventually.