My reasonable offer is that you just give it to me because I spent more than a penny reading your time wasting post. To avoid wasting my valuable time in the future I would really appreciate your putting your nonsense offer directly in the title of the thread instead of using the misleading heading you chose which lead me (and others I'm sure) to beilieve there was something in this thread worth reading.
You just rickrolled the forums, hooray for you.
I guess you spent more than a dollar writing this nonsense.