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November 23, 2017, 04:57:23 AM
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Here is my cringy but funny adaptation of 'Santa Claus is coming to town':

Oi Banks!

You better watch out,
You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why
Satoshi Nakamoto is coming to town.

He sees the banks,
He knows that they’re all shills,
He hates their dodgy work all the year round,
Satoshi Nakamoto is coming to town.
He sees them when there’s a recession,
He watches their corrupt manipulation,
He knows that they’ve been quite very bad,
So he came up with a plan.

You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Satoshi Nakamoto is coming to town.

He was sitting in the office a summer’s day,
when he came up with this coin,
he called it Bitcoin and waited,
and wow, now it’s up 10k

You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Satoshi Nakamoto is coming to town.

The banks were sad,
They tried to stop him,
But they failed pretty bad and he stuffed up their plans
And Satoshi Nakamoto saved us all.

Yeah!
 
And Satoshi Nakamoto saved us all!!!!!

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November 23, 2017, 05:08:10 AM
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The banks were sad,
They tried to stop him,
But they failed pretty bad and he stuffed up their plans
And Satoshi Nakamoto saved us all.

Oh man, this stanza worries me. None of this has happened yet, I feel like you're jinxing us all with the finality of this talk. The banks haven't tried to stop bitcoin, in fact they've been celebrating the technology behind bitcoin! The banks haven't failed.

Let's not turn Bitcoin or Satoshi into a "shove it up their arse" mentality. Bitcoin doesn't have to be a fuck you to the banks.
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November 23, 2017, 05:11:24 AM
Last edit: November 25, 2017, 05:15:40 PM by jekjekman
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Nice composition though, I think you are so hyped up that you made this because of the christmas day is coming.

I tried to sing it but 'Satoshi Nakamoto'  have 7 syllables while 'Santa Clause' have 3 only so I think it is not fitted at all and out of tune when you sing it. I think it is more appropriate to put 'Bee Tee Cee is coming to town' instead of 'Satoshi Nakamoto'. Advance Merry Xmas! though.

 
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November 23, 2017, 05:25:17 AM
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This should be sung during xmas for sure. But agree. Do not name and becareful with words. I know u are for the good intentions though.
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November 23, 2017, 08:43:51 PM
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Nice compose though, I think you are so hyped up that you made this because of the christmast day is coming.

I tried to sing it but 'Satoshi Nakamoto'  have 7 syllables while 'Santa Clause' have 3 only so I think it is not fitted at all and out of tune when you sing it. I think it is more appropriate to put 'Bee Tee Cee is coming to town' instead of 'Satoshi Nakamoto'. Advance Merry Xmas! though.

 
Hmmm. It seemed to work when I used a specific inflexion for the words. Maybe I could change it to BTC is coming to town. But it wouldn't really make sense then, would it? Anyways, this isn't like a formal project, it is just a little bit of fun that I had.

Yes! Thank you. And an advance Merry Christmas to you too!  Smiley


The banks were sad,
They tried to stop him,
But they failed pretty bad and he stuffed up their plans
And Satoshi Nakamoto saved us all.

Oh man, this stanza worries me. None of this has happened yet, I feel like you're jinxing us all with the finality of this talk. The banks haven't tried to stop bitcoin, in fact they've been celebrating the technology behind bitcoin! The banks haven't failed.

Let's not turn Bitcoin or Satoshi into a "shove it up their arse" mentality. Bitcoin doesn't have to be a fuck you to the banks.
Ok. I have to agree with you there. I will try and change this stanza. The song does need a bit of editing; I only made it is 15 minutes!  Cool

This should be sung during xmas for sure. But agree. Do not name and becareful with words. I know u are for the good intentions though.
You mean words like 'shill'? I guess so, but don't worry I am not going to run around Christmas eve singing this! This was just a little bit of fun for me and the BTC community in Bitcointalk.  Grin
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November 23, 2017, 09:02:02 PM
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Nice clickbait I came for satoshi but got a good laugh instead!

The banks were sad,
They tried to stop him,
But they failed pretty bad and he stuffed up their plans
And Satoshi Nakamoto saved us all.

Oh man, this stanza worries me. None of this has happened yet, I feel like you're jinxing us all with the finality of this talk. The banks haven't tried to stop bitcoin, in fact they've been celebrating the technology behind bitcoin! The banks haven't failed.

Let's not turn Bitcoin or Satoshi into a "shove it up their arse" mentality. Bitcoin doesn't have to be a fuck you to the banks.


And why not? The banks have been literally shoving it up our arses for the last 500 years. I think you may want to re consider your stance because I would love nothing more than to shove it up the banks arsehole Smiley

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November 23, 2017, 09:02:46 PM
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I am sorry that the banks tyranny still continues. I believe that bitcoin can make this tyranny fall apart once it becomes mainstream. For the moment the banks are not worried about bitcoin and some of them even try to make use of the blockchain technology themselves too. Your song though is better than Jingle Bells and I agree with it, not much to change to it to make it better.

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November 23, 2017, 09:19:05 PM
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He is never going to come back again lol.

There is no way to see him coming again because i really think that bitcoin has been a creation of some institutions from the US, specially the FBI, the NSA and the CIA.

And all those who think that satoshi nakamoto is real, then please try to post here some proof's that he has really been here (and not his profile of this forum, because that could be a fake too)

Lets see what happens, but honestly, i dont think that he is going to come back, if he has really existed before.


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November 23, 2017, 09:57:43 PM
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I thought you are talking about his comeback here in forum or will show himself to the mainstream media but you got me on this. That's a very catchy song, you made me sing it with the original tune. You have a talent on composing songs, why not try to keep on making and choosing some other tune next time?  Grin

And all those who think that satoshi nakamoto is real, then please try to post here some proof's that he has really been here (and not his profile of this forum, because that could be a fake too)
Are you serious mate? You don't get the laugh on what he wants to point out? It's obvious that he made it just for entertainment purposes or you didn't read the whole thing he did?
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November 23, 2017, 09:59:22 PM
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I thought you are talking about his comeback here in forum or will show himself to the mainstream media but you got me on this. That's a very catchy song, you made me sing it with the original tune. You have a talent on composing songs, why not try to keep on making and choosing some other tune next time?  Grin

And all those who think that satoshi nakamoto is real, then please try to post here some proof's that he has really been here (and not his profile of this forum, because that could be a fake too)
Are you serious mate? You don't get the laugh on what he wants to point out? It's obvious that he made it just for entertainment purposes or you didn't read the whole thing he did?

Hehehe, some people are harder to entertain than the others. This was a really nice poem and it made me kinda laugh a bit. Smiley

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November 23, 2017, 10:45:57 PM
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What is the last news about Satoshi Nakamoto? Do any have links to resources?
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November 24, 2017, 05:03:22 AM
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Nice clickbait I came for satoshi but got a good laugh instead!

The banks were sad,
They tried to stop him,
But they failed pretty bad and he stuffed up their plans
And Satoshi Nakamoto saved us all.

Oh man, this stanza worries me. None of this has happened yet, I feel like you're jinxing us all with the finality of this talk. The banks haven't tried to stop bitcoin, in fact they've been celebrating the technology behind bitcoin! The banks haven't failed.

Let's not turn Bitcoin or Satoshi into a "shove it up their arse" mentality. Bitcoin doesn't have to be a fuck you to the banks.


And why not? The banks have been literally shoving it up our arses for the last 500 years. I think you may want to re consider your stance because I would love nothing more than to shove it up the banks arsehole Smiley
Haha. Ok then. I'll leave it up like that. Anyway it is not as if I am going to publish it or anything.

He is never going to come back again lol.

There is no way to see him coming again because i really think that bitcoin has been a creation of some institutions from the US, specially the FBI, the NSA and the CIA.

And all those who think that satoshi nakamoto is real, then please try to post here some proof's that he has really been here (and not his profile of this forum, because that could be a fake too)

Lets see what happens, but honestly, i dont think that he is going to come back, if he has really existed before.

Yeah, I don't think he'll come back either. I thought of this flaw in the song, but I didn't know how to change it. For now, I'm just going to leave it as it is.
I thought you are talking about his comeback here in forum or will show himself to the mainstream media but you got me on this. That's a very catchy song, you made me sing it with the original tune. You have a talent on composing songs, why not try to keep on making and choosing some other tune next time?  Grin

And all those who think that satoshi nakamoto is real, then please try to post here some proof's that he has really been here (and not his profile of this forum, because that could be a fake too)
Are you serious mate? You don't get the laugh on what he wants to point out? It's obvious that he made it just for entertainment purposes or you didn't read the whole thing he did?

Hehehe, some people are harder to entertain than the others. This was a really nice poem and it made me kinda laugh a bit. Smiley
Thank bro! Advance merry Christmas to you. Smiley
What is the last news about Satoshi Nakamoto? Do any have links to resources?
To be honest, all the news that we have is pretty much conspiracy theories. I personally don't think that he'll come back. I am not really going after him or searching for him or anything like that. I am just going to enjoy the technology that he created. I think that's what he'd want me to do.
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November 24, 2017, 12:48:15 PM
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I thought you are talking about his comeback here in forum or will show himself to the mainstream media but you got me on this. That's a very catchy song, you made me sing it with the original tune. You have a talent on composing songs, why not try to keep on making and choosing some other tune next time?  Grin

And all those who think that satoshi nakamoto is real, then please try to post here some proof's that he has really been here (and not his profile of this forum, because that could be a fake too)
Are you serious mate? You don't get the laugh on what he wants to point out? It's obvious that he made it just for entertainment purposes or you didn't read the whole thing he did?

Hehehe, some people are harder to entertain than the others. This was a really nice poem and it made me kinda laugh a bit. Smiley
I think he's absent during his art appreciation class. This type of creation should be appreciated as there are rare people that are talented on making this type of songs. I wonder on what will satoshi's reaction when he sees this type of song made for him.  Grin

Thank bro! Advance merry Christmas to you. Smiley
Welcome bro, advance Merry Christmas to you too and wishing you a prosperous and advance new year. Will wait for another song, keep us posted again.  Smiley
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November 24, 2017, 12:54:13 PM
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Here is my cringy but funny adaptation of 'Santa Claus is coming to town':

Oi Banks!

You better watch out,
You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why
Satoshi Nakamoto is coming to town.

He sees the banks,
He knows that they’re all shills,
He hates their dodgy work all the year round,
Satoshi Nakamoto is coming to town.
He sees them when there’s a recession,
He watches their corrupt manipulation,
He knows that they’ve been quite very bad,
So he came up with a plan.

You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Satoshi Nakamoto is coming to town.

He was sitting in the office a summer’s day,
when he came up with this coin,
he called it Bitcoin and waited,
and wow, now it’s up 10k

You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Satoshi Nakamoto is coming to town.

The banks were sad,
They tried to stop him,
But they failed pretty bad and he stuffed up their plans
And Satoshi Nakamoto saved us all.

Yeah!
 
And Satoshi Nakamoto saved us all!!!!!

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You're right... that was cringy  Tongue Wink
Hehe just kidding..

I wish there was a song we could sing though..
With all the growth Bitcoin has had this year, there's definitely been times I've felt like singing haha....  Grin Tongue
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November 24, 2017, 01:01:05 PM
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What is the last news about Satoshi Nakamoto? Do any have links to resources?

There isn't any news about him. We know only that he uses a nickname in order to hide and he has a lot of bitcoins in his pocket. We know also that he is the maker of bitcoin.

This is what we only know about Satoshi Nakamoto.
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November 26, 2017, 07:43:11 AM
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I thought there would be some breakthrough news Smiley. You have been waiting for this publication to celebrate. Mice to admit that ingenious.
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November 26, 2017, 07:59:39 AM
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I thought there would be some breakthrough news Smiley. You have been waiting for this publication to celebrate. Mice to admit that ingenious.

A lot of us was click baited, though I am not waiting for him to come back, it is that I also want to know him for sure, every one here does.

Though the song is good, it is funny, but I think if I will be one of the Christmas choir that will sing this, this will be really cringy.
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