gold doesn't fit 3 of those bullet points.
And which ones are those oh great wise cypherdoc?
keep in mind that gold was indeed used as money until recent times.
-wide or universal acceptance
-resistance to replication/counterfeiting
-divisibility into standardized units
-transferability, such as on delivery
-amenability to holding securely
-high ratio of value to weight or volume
-transportability
-durability
-high holdings relative to new creation; and
-low storage costs.
take a guess.