Hello fellas,
I offer BTC parking service with decent side income. Exactly
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2335938.msg23769279#msg23769279 this service is very useful for those who manage some coins and want to get something extra.
I do not store your coins, they are parked on trusted site where only you have access. As mentioned in topic you can anytime enter or exit. It's up to you.
Read his trust. You have to send a minimum of $600 to him to start. It took him 10 seconds to create this throwaway account.
You have to go outside your cave and meet some people time to time. Your paranoia is very extensive. :-)
Ok than, from now the service is for free!
Free or not, no one will trust you with their money. There is a very high chance that the money people will send you will not be seen ever again.
Don't expect anyone will deposit a single cent with your service. Just lock this thread, there is no more point here.