Bitcoin Bank Robbing Movie

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So basically, I'm not here for your money.

http://www.engineering.com/Portals/0/BlogFiles/Christian_Knutson_%28TEL%29/Plan_B.JPG

[FinShaggy]

I never asked for money, and I am not looking for money. Plan A is not over, as I don't need your money for it.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

...and, instead of a getaway car... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BIFspoWL8

[FinShaggy]

...and, instead of a getaway car... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BIFspoWL8

Definitely not. If you want to ride a horse away from the bank, you might as well just call the police and describe your car and give them your plate numbers. Same difference.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

...and, instead of a getaway car... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BIFspoWL8

Definitely not. If you want to ride a horse away from the bank, you might as well just call the police and describe your car and give them your plate numbers. Same difference.

But...but...but...Dank won the race.

[DiamondCardz]

I would imagine a more Hollywood-esque approach.

Bankrobber 1 & 2, both wearing Guy Fawkes mask & suit. Bankrobber 1 keeping the people at the bank in check, Bankrobber 2 sitting at a laptop, copying files onto an USB stick that looks like an AM Block Errupter:

Bankrobber 1: "Hurry up man, we gotta go!"
Bankrobber 2: "I still have to download the Blockchain... 4 days of transactions to go... 3 days... 2 days..."
Bankrobber 1: "Screw the blockchain!!! Just grab all the private keys you can and dismount the miner!"
Bankrobber 2: "1 day... DONE!"
Bankrobber 1: "GO GO GO"

Bankrobber 1 & 2 head for the escape vehicle, cut.

Also, one of the bankrobbers is Brad Pitt, the other some underdog newcomer.

Oh God, this shit sounds brilliant. Maybe in 2025, when Bitcoin is popular, this movie idea might actually be worth something at Hollywood

[FinShaggy]

...and, instead of a getaway car... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BIFspoWL8

Definitely not. If you want to ride a horse away from the bank, you might as well just call the police and describe your car and give them your plate numbers. Same difference.

But...but...but...Dank won the race.

... I'm not dank... I smoke dank