I'm hungover

[Lauda]

Lots of funny things but never anything stupid.  There's always something in the back of my mind which is saying 'don't be a dick, don't be a dick'

You were never drunk enough, that's why you had that voice.

[superresistant]

LSD.  God's gift to man for consciousness exploration.

I remember my friends had this crazy idea of going out to buy some drinks on LSD. Arrived in front of the shop I strongly refused to get in, I knew I had to stop, my friends didn't.
One of them got lost which I expected, even though it was just a small corner shop.
The other miraculously manage to find the fridge. He opened the door, took a bottle of coke, turned over and faced the fridge door. He believed he was stuck inside the fridge and couldn't get out. It was damn freezing outside but I was too scared to come in to help.
He stayed like this for 20 minutes... the longest 20 minutes of his life. He turned over hundred times and started to ask for help. Thanks god my other friend could hear and find him following the noise.
The cashier was staring at us for the whole time. He didn't show any reaction.

[Kluge]

I think I sent an application to somewhere like Coinbase. A question asked for improvements, and I wrote a paragraph or two on why they need more bitches in their advertisements. I recall being sober enough to describe previous advertisements I'd seen... something like "so there was this police officer and a woman for BitInstant, I think it was, and the policeman's like whooooa slow down - haha." Might be in my outbox somewhere.... don't think I'd like to see it.