I am.currently writing a series titled "The Killyou Chronicals" once completed I could write your biography for 5.7 btc or 50,000 USD which ever is greater at the time.
To reserve my time please send a deposit of 2.85 btc to my profile address.
Cheers!
Dang....allthough the title of your series sounds promising, I hope you are only joking about your pricing...50k for a biography? I can do it for 45k ;-)
Best of luck anyway