speculation poem

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bitcoin santa says ho ho ho

those who sold, are now trolls

those who hold, can afford hoes

the btc bear says no no no

when the btc rail says choo choo!

the bear say boo boo

prices going parabolic every week

make even alcoholic rich every week

so many cups with handles

so many green candles

the bull says here have a little cash

the bear says watch it will crash

finally theres a crash from 10k to 8k

by now the bear has decided to turn gay!

[PrintMule]

those who hold, can afford hoes

Nice poem, but I have a problem with this line

1: If they are not selling, how they can afford to pay for those hoes exactly? With promises of selling in the future? Write a bond or something?
2: Those who hold can probably afford hoes despite of them holding or selling

EDIT: but props on your try, you captured situation around bitcoin quite nicely

[Paladin69]

lol

Now make a song about how you didn't learn from April.

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April crash aka april fools

mt gox ddos today we have 3 exchange

and change

u are not looking at logarithmic chart

yes you are smelling your own fart

u probably ddos mtgox b/c u sold @ 50

now u bought back at 60

and sold again @ 266

now u buy back at 456

and u sell again at 506

u check the books and u are up 10 bucks hooray

minus the fees u are down 10 bucks no way!!!