Does anyone sell contact lenses?

[Astrohacker]

I am really annoyed that I have to get a new prescription every year and have to pay ludicrously large fees for tiny pieces of plastic. Can someone please sell contact lenses anonymously on the black market for bitcoins? Surely it is possible to avoid all the regulations in this industry and sell contact lenses for cheap using bitcoin.

[Weaver]

I am really annoyed that I have to get a new prescription every year and have to pay ludicrously large fees for tiny pieces of plastic. Can someone please sell contact lenses anonymously on the black market for bitcoins? Surely it is possible to avoid all the regulations in this industry and sell contact lenses for cheap using bitcoin.

What's your prescription?
If by some fate of chance they're the same as mine I can sell you mine