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November 26, 2013, 12:19:35 PM
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A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin. His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
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November 26, 2013, 12:46:46 PM
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HAHAHA!!!
I laughed!  Grin Grin Grin
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November 26, 2013, 01:57:56 PM
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Well it got me to share it. I cracked a smile. Grin
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November 26, 2013, 02:31:22 PM
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rename thread: bitcoin fact

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November 26, 2013, 03:01:48 PM
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rename thread: bitcoin fact

Not now, but might happen one day...

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November 26, 2013, 03:32:02 PM
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rename thread: bitcoin fact

Not now, but might happen one day...
http://www.coindesk.com/swedish-bank-freezes-customers-account-sells-5-btc/
I'm sure they reported her to SÄPO (The Swedish Security Service/Police) to.
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November 26, 2013, 03:59:39 PM
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Hilarious  Cheesy

Keep them coming...

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November 26, 2013, 04:01:10 PM
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HAHAHA!!!
I laughed!  Grin Grin Grin
Actually this made me laugh rather than joke!!
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November 26, 2013, 04:35:25 PM
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http://www.coindesk.com/swedish-bank-freezes-customers-account-sells-5-btc/
I'm sure they reported her to SÄPO (The Swedish Security Service/Police) to.


The bank reopened account 15 days after they imposed the freeze.
So no need to spread the FUD, banks will learn soon selling bitcoin is legitimate business
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November 26, 2013, 04:40:45 PM
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The bank reopened account 15 days after they imposed the freeze.
So no need to spread the FUD, banks will learn soon selling bitcoin is legitimate business

But did they reimburse her for the costs caused by the unwarranted account freeze?
Imagine you can't get at your money when you need to pay a bill or your rent - many businesses will apply a hefty surcharge if you pay 15 days late.

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November 26, 2013, 04:43:51 PM
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http://www.coindesk.com/swedish-bank-freezes-customers-account-sells-5-btc/
I'm sure they reported her to SÄPO (The Swedish Security Service/Police) to.


The bank reopened account 15 days after they imposed the freeze.
So no need to spread the FUD, banks will learn soon selling bitcoin is legitimate business

and also profitable Cheesy
hmm
I might see this catching on, someone should point this out  Grin

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November 26, 2013, 05:05:16 PM
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Women only call me ugly until they find out how many bitcoins I have.
Then they call me ugly poor nerd.

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November 26, 2013, 05:07:59 PM
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2 days ago i invested $1000 into bitcoin.....
i watched it for 24 hours then sold! It made a lot of cents.


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I owed some Israelis 0.03 BTC from the Lending subform.
But now I've paid my Jews.

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November 26, 2013, 06:21:49 PM
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Err..why??? I dont get it

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November 26, 2013, 06:28:45 PM
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plot twist:the OP was arrested by the FBI for terrorism!
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November 26, 2013, 08:57:35 PM
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I dont get it? Huh Huh Huh

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November 26, 2013, 10:47:38 PM
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I dont get it? Huh Huh Huh

The joke is that there is no joke haha

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November 27, 2013, 04:40:31 AM
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LiteCoin was rehearsing for a play but all of a sudden he forgot his lines, the director says "What's the matter, didn't you read the scrypt?!?"

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November 27, 2013, 04:45:21 AM
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I heard BFL is going to be delivering monarchs by Christmas

This is not some pseudoeconomic post-modern Libertarian cult, it's an un-led, crowd-sourced mega startup organized around mutual self-interest where problems, whether of the theoretical or purely practical variety, are treated as temporary and, ultimately, solvable.
Censorship of e-gold was easy. Censorship of Bitcoin will be… entertaining.
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November 27, 2013, 08:58:33 AM
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A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin. His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
Lol  Smiley
Women only call me ugly until they find out how many bitcoins I have.
Then they call me ugly poor nerd.
Double lol  Wink
LiteCoin was rehearsing for a play but all of a sudden he forgot his lines, the director says "What's the matter, didn't you read the scrypt?!?"
Triple lol  Cheesy
I heard BFL is going to be delivering monarchs by Christmas
Quadruple lol  Grin

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