I know it's not a lot but if anyone wants to trade hit me up
Wait a sec. Your personal message space has this: "The Real HungryTigerGrouchyCrotch" which is a bit confusing to me and could be considered misleading. If that's your account, can you sign a message from an address you staked with it?
And then there's this:
I know it's not a lot
...which is something a newbie scammer might say. I'd advise anyone thinking of doing this deal to be careful. You ought to know that PayPal is reversible, and people scam for pennies around here.