I've seen during US Senate they were struggling to categorize Bitcoin is whether currency, commodity or asset. And those who understand Bitcoin know its all there... Now, again while watching NY hearing, they were again struggling to get their head over commodity-currency concept.
Why not give them some unique name which means all of the above- commodity, currency and assets. We need to create a new genre for crypto-currency. Because, I think, when people will come across new word drafted by us.. I'm sure they try to dig more about new word. And will learn that word means something that is currency, commodity and assets. And it will blow their head off which I think will force them to dig more as they are accustomed to all three as different.
Random thoughts! 
Eg:
Comdrenncy.. something like that.. I don't know.
