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January 03, 2014, 12:29:51 PM
Last edit: January 05, 2014, 02:37:48 PM by CryptoCrock
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Yes, we're serious. CryptoCrock.com is now your one-stop-shop for all your alligator meat needs.

Looking for alligator burgers for your next BBQ? Check out CryptoCrock!

Want some alligator ribs to put in the smoker? Check out CryptoCrock!

Trying to impress guests with a fancy dinner of alligator filets? Check out CryptoCrock!


We carry the finest selection of both Florida and Louisiana farmed alligator meat products, so we have all the bases covered. Now that you can buy alligator with bitcoin, you'll never run out of this staple.

Specialties

At CryptoCrock we always stock a variety of original specialties for the sophisticated alligator connoisseur. You can browse our vast selection on our website or choose from one of our top sellers below.

Prime Alligator Ribs

One of our flagship products, our Prime Alligator Ribs are a delectable addition to the dinner table or barbecue. Cut from the most flavorful section of the alligator, our Prime Alligator Ribs are always a crowd pleaser. Serve with some BBQ sauce like you would with pork spareribs and chomp away.

Burgers

Our alligator burgers are an excellent choice for someone looking for an interesting twist on a regular hamburger. Grill and top with onions, mustard, and plenty of cheese before placing it on a freshly baked and toasted French roll.

Enjoy with a strong red such as Château Margaux if you want to make an already over-the-top meal even more over-the-top.

Alligator Filet Mignon

Our Louisiana Farmed Alligator Filet Mignon is one of our most popular cuts. Considering how lean, tender, and juicy they are, we're far from surprised.

Cut from the famously flavorful tenderloin, alligator filet mignon is a dish best served at fancy parties and gatherings. Your guests will surely be impressed when they realize they're eating such a rare delicacy.

For a sophisticated presentation and taste, serve au poivre or with peppercorn sauce.

Alligator Tail "Tenders"

Our alligator tail tenders were made for the barbecue! Marinade in a mixture of white wine, garlic, and olive oil before grilling on kebabs with mixed vegetables. Serve with corn on the cob for a casual American meal or try a fattoush salad to make it Mediterranean.

And last but not least...

Cajun Style Jerky

Of all of our prime farmed alligator meat products, our world-renowned jerky receives the most consistent positive reviews from our customers. And with five consecutive first place finishes at the Louisiana State Fair in the Alligator Jerky category, we have the medals to prove it.

All of our meat is available for sale in bitcoin, so please check us out today and place your order by January 10th to receive 3 free packs of our world famous jerky with any purchase totaling more than .25 BTC. Alternatively, pay with EarthCoin and get 3 free packs of our jerky with any size purchase!

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January 05, 2014, 04:13:26 AM
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Please please tell me you ship to EU or it is at least possible or/and planned....

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January 05, 2014, 02:41:00 PM
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Please please tell me you ship to EU or it is at least possible or/and planned....
Which country in EU are you located? We may be able to fulfill a special order for you, depending on your country of residence.
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January 05, 2014, 03:02:58 PM
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Please tell me you accept FRK!!!!! TAKE MY MONEY! Cheesy Alligator is so good.

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January 05, 2014, 10:09:13 PM
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Please please tell me you ship to EU or it is at least possible or/and planned....
Which country in EU are you located? We may be able to fulfill a special order for you, depending on your country of residence.

See the PM

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January 06, 2014, 04:24:13 PM
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Please tell me you accept FRK!!!!! TAKE MY MONEY! Cheesy Alligator is so good.
I'm actually a fan of Franko, so I'm willing to accept it.

PM me what you would like to order and your address and I will send you a price/invoice.
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January 07, 2014, 04:28:45 PM
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Interesting, never had 'gator. Prolly a good time to get in the WoT, btw.

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January 08, 2014, 01:20:48 AM
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Interesting, never had 'gator. Prolly a good time to get in the WoT, btw.

Gator is pretty delicious.



Yes, we're serious. CryptoCrock.com is now your one-stop-shop for all your alligator meat needs.


Do you sell whole legs?

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January 08, 2014, 04:16:52 AM
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when i read alligator meat I first thought meat that was intended to feed alligators; i rubbed my hands together maniacally

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January 08, 2014, 05:25:27 AM
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Interesting, never had 'gator. Prolly a good time to get in the WoT, btw.

Thanks, I'll take a look at WoT. Honestly though, I don't think many scammers decide to open up an alligator meat shop! Cheesy Most scammers probably go for something a bit more mainstream....

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Do you sell whole legs?

Yes, we could do a special order for you for a whole leg.

when i read alligator meat I first thought meat that was intended to feed alligators; i rubbed my hands together maniacally

That's what we use the humans for. Wink
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January 08, 2014, 09:39:41 AM
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Interesting, never had 'gator. Prolly a good time to get in the WoT, btw.

Thanks, I'll take a look at WoT. Honestly though, I don't think many scammers decide to open up an alligator meat shop! Cheesy Most scammers probably go for something a bit more mainstream....

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Do you sell whole legs?

Yes, we could do a special order for you for a whole leg.


The WOT is much less an exercise in avoiding scammers and more an exercise in establishing legitimacy. If you want to deal with people who have decent amounts of BTC being in the WOT is as close to non-negotiable as things get.

How much does a gator's hindleg weigh? Let's make some fucking business happen.


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