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vintagetrex (OP)
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August 12, 2018, 03:01:59 AM
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Leftists are parasitic hosts by design. They are genetically engineered to be so.  When the Leftist is trapped, stressed, or outed it's brain becomes eschemic.  Without blood flow the Leftist becomes brain dead. Next something even weirder happens.  A crab is conceived in its lower abdomen which eats the host body and brain.  This is the same crab commonly known for the sexually transmitted infection 'crabs' which infects pubic hairs in men and women.  The difference is that the crab growing inside leftists is about 5 feet in length. 

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August 12, 2018, 11:22:51 AM
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Leftists are parasitic hosts by design. They are genetically engineered to be so.  When the Leftist is trapped, stressed, or outed it's brain becomes eschemic.  Without blood flow the Leftist becomes brain dead. Next something even weirder happens.  A crab is conceived in its lower abdomen which eats the host body and brain.  This is the same crab commonly known for the sexually transmitted infection 'crabs' which infects pubic hairs in men and women.  The difference is that the crab growing inside leftists is about 5 feet in length. 


Maybe you could share what drugs you're on. I'm sure many people would be interested to try. I believe you were looking for the word "ischemic". Is this 5-foot crab 5 feet tall? Or is he 5 feet long? If he's the latter, where are the legs? 4 at each end? You do realize that crabs, the infection, are actually pubic lice? How are the related to the 5-foot long crab? Do it hatch pubic lice somehow?
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