Could Satoshi be the first documented occurrence of a time traveling loop?

[Gray Bot]

So, I have been thinking about who Satoshi could be and then it occured to me that it could be the paradox of a time traveler that has no bitcoins and decides to go into the past to create Bitcoin and premine them and then go back to the future. Now he has the code to start Bitcoin (from the future) and mines it for two years, making posts all along about how the programming is going. Everyone says that the Bitcoin protocol is perfect and has anticipated many things that could have ended Bitcoin, could this be due to the code being from the future? When he has 1 million BTC he just saves his wallet and travels to the future again, disappearing off the face of the planet, and his Bitcoin never moves untill he returns to the future. This would be the only real way to transfer money to the future and if BTC is the only currency used in the future it could be worth 1 million per BTC. He would be one wealthy man and could rule the world whith that much BTC. I could be Satoshi for all we know, or anyone of you could be him because we don't know what our future selves will be able to accomplish.

Please remember this is a thought experiment and for fun.

[geofflosophy]

I'm a believer.

[cadcoin]

Actually satoshi is not human but a robot.

Actually, Satoshi is a robot sent from the future to stop the largest currency crisis in the history of mankind, and the nuclear war that followed the political chaos caused by it.

His name comes from joined names of Japanese corporations who created him, Samsung-Toshiba-Nakamichi-Motorola.
in 2075, these corporations formed a single huge megacorporation, in joined effort to perfect time travel technology.

After they successfully conducted first tests of Future-Vision Hyperdimensional Matrix™ in 2075, and got a glimpse 9 years into the future (2085), they saw the earth being destroyed by a nuclear disaster which was result of war caused by terrible worldwide economical crisis. They were devastated by the things they saw, and they completely commited all of their funds to developing time travel technology & building an intelligent robot which they can send into the past. That was necessary because a glitch in the Time Vortex Plasma-Based Bipulsary Manipulator™ caused any organic matter to be damaged when travelling through the vortex.

They created first working prototype of S.A.T.O.S.H.I. in 2083. Fortunately for us, in January 2084 a stable backward-aligned temporal vortex was created and Satoshi was successfully transported to set coordinates in the past.

And here we go, creating a better future for the mankind.

[sgk]

Or maybe Satoshi is an alien. For years, aliens have been observing the Earth and humankind for ages and tried to convey their important messages through crop circles that can change the way we operate this beautiful planet, but that proved too advanced for us. So they sent one of them as Satoshi and did a big favour to us.

[Gray Bot]

Which came first? The blockchain or the genesis block?

[phazon307]

Hmmmm I think you had a little to much reefer to smoke today.

[Tonka Branded Truck]

Actually satoshi is not human but a robot.

Actually, Satoshi is a robot sent from the future to stop the largest currency crisis in the history of mankind, and the nuclear war that followed the political chaos caused by it.

His name comes from joined names of Japanese corporations who created him, Samsung-Toshiba-Nakamichi-Motorola.
in 2075, these corporations formed a single huge megacorporation, in joined effort to perfect time travel technology.

After they successfully conducted first tests of Future-Vision Hyperdimensional Matrix™ in 2075, and got a glimpse 9 years into the future (2085), they saw the earth being destroyed by a nuclear disaster which was result of war caused by terrible worldwide economical crisis. They were devastated by the things they saw, and they completely commited all of their funds to developing time travel technology & building an intelligent robot which they can send into the past. That was necessary because a glitch in the Time Vortex Plasma-Based Bipulsary Manipulator™ caused any organic matter to be damaged when travelling through the vortex.

They created first working prototype of S.A.T.O.S.H.I. in 2083. Fortunately for us, in January 2084 a stable backward-aligned temporal vortex was created and Satoshi was successfully transported to set coordinates in the past.

And here we go, creating a better future for the mankind.

This make sense.

[MysteryMiner]

1. How person could transport source code with him trough time machine?
2. Does time machine transport only living things like humans? How about USB flash drives?
3. If the time machine can transport flash drives, will it also preserve the current state of transistors on flash chip and information stored on them?
4. If the time machine can transport only humans like in Terminator1 and no clothing or flash drive in chain around neck, can this shortcoming be fixed by sticking the USB Flash drive in rectum before going into time machine?
5. What if the sticking flash drive in ass does not help and it burns or explodes while traveling back in time?

[TooDumbForBitcoin]

Do you mean first occurrence now, or first occurrence in 2009, or first occurrence in the future?

If Satoshi were the first person to travel from the future, then it couldn't be the first occurrence from the viewpoint of his native time, as it would have occurred before then.

It couldn't have been first documented in 2009, because when it occurred in the future, the earth was many billions of miles from it's location in 2009, so the time travel included spatial travel, which is limited by the speed of light therefore not occurring instantly. So on the world line of Satoshi, it was documented at his departure, which occured (on his world line) before his arrival.

And the first documentation couldn't be now, as we have Satoshi's posts from four years ago.

So the answer is, was, and always will be:  "no, no, no".

[Come-from-Beyond]

[TooDumbForBitcoin]

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