baunty reports.
This is so sloppy, it's almost unbelievable.
Yet another "my friend got banned" thread. I don't believe for a minute that this isn't your alt account, though I don't have solid proof of this. The only reason I've seen in the past year for a permaban is plagiarism, and that's probably what your "friend" got banned for. I tried to check his posts, but I've got all of those sections blocked, apparently, and if it was plagiarism then that/those post(s) were probably deleted anyway.
I'm sure somebody will swoop in and drop the knowledge on you regarding the copy/paste theory, because that's usually what happens. If anyone has evidence that OP is an alt account of the accused account, bring it forth. Ban evasion is serious and at the very least the alt account needs to be tagged, but a ban would be ideal.
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Damn you, you beat me to it.
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This crap is so formulaic, it's almost laughable.