Last night at MINTPAL

[ShangTingHuang]

I was dumping pandas on MINTPAL like everybody else last night.

I was hoping to make a small profit.

And then this happened

https://i.imgur.com/ostnrz5l.jpg
 
 

INSTANT MILLIONAIRE

on an exchange with a volume of less than 2000 BTC

I've never seen a million dollars before, so my brain took a vacation.

And then I cashed out 4301 BTC on an exchange with less than 2000 BTC volume.

https://i.imgur.com/gaNqOCC.jpg

Stupid Stupid  me

Of course it didn't work being that all BTC withdrawals are manually processed.

And so this happened

 

https://i.imgur.com/Cqx7j74.jpg

Ah well...

A fool and his money are soon parted.

P.S. I had no idea how i got the 4k odd BTC, I'm not some 1337 h4x0r or anything like that.

P.P.S. It is just as well that I didn't fuck things up for everyone on Mintpal because of my greed.

[Lemma]

This isn't the first time MintPal has been egregiously faulty. A few days after their launch they lost 40 BTC due to a bug in which users could exponentially withdraw BTC (one user took advantage of this and pulled 40 BTC).