Bitcoin for PayPal - Transfer made while sharing screen (NO CC)

[thom88]

PayPal is crap (can't be said enough) but I want to buy BTC with PayPal and will do everything possible, to proof that I won't charge back or in fact, cannot even do it.

1) will use Friend and Family to transfer
2) will do a video call sharing my screen while I do transfer
3) will show that not a single cent from the funds has as source a Credit card, hence no Credit Card charge back risk
4) declare my identity, face, tshirt size, whatever one needs to feel good about it
5) can do an offline contract with just PayPal Settlement

anyone interested, DM me

we can use Localbitcoins, Vertex.Market or Paxful as Escrow.