Flat moon society

[Balthazar]

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[Balthazar]

Reserved

[Balthazar]

Reserved

[Febo]

Which Jupiter moon are we disusing here?

[iluvbitcoins]

Did you ever play football with the moon?
No?
That's because it's fucking flat.

[Spendulus]

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Do flat moons skip off a planetary atmosphere like flat stones on a lake?

If so that would be a fun ride.

[Balthazar]

We're discussing Earth moon which is also known as Luna. Other moons are either illusion or "discs of electrical plasma" (c) nobatman.

Do flat moons skip off a planetary atmosphere like flat stones on a lake?

If so that would be a fun ride.

Exactly. You've made a success in understanding the astronomy of flat objects.

[MajorMiner]

Wen Moon?
 

[Spendulus]

We're discussing Earth moon which is also known as Luna. Other moons are either illusion or "discs of electrical plasma" (c) nobatman.

Do flat moons skip off a planetary atmosphere like flat stones on a lake?

If so that would be a fun ride.

Exactly. You've made a success in understanding the astronomy of flat objects.

If the Moon is flat, we could fold it up a couple of times like a paper airplane, and have a Lunar Lander.

But that would be the end of the Flat Moon.

[Balthazar]

If the Moon is flat, we could fold it up a couple of times like a paper airplane, and have a Lunar Lander.

But that would be the end of the Flat Moon.

That would be the beginning of singularity.

[Carlton Banks]

these stupid conspiracies


everyone knows the moon is a rear-screen special effect projected onto the roof of the skydome by Kubrik's cinematographer (who not everyone knows was a Jesuit shaman), and that the control panel that rotates it into position is in a hydrogen-bomb resistant bunker below Denver airport

[Spendulus]

these stupid conspiracies


everyone knows the moon is a rear-screen special effect projected onto the roof of the skydome by Kubrik's cinematographer (who not everyone knows was a Jesuit shaman), and that the control panel that rotates it into position is in a hydrogen-bomb resistant bunker below Denver airport

Where have you been?

That was true until we draped that big piece of photo-sensitive canvas over the entire roof of the skydome, and Kubrik's vision of the Moon imprinted into the fabric. Then we helicoptered that big flat sheet up there. You know, up there, where everything floats. A couple corners had to be cut off to make room for mars.

We used those corner cuts for all those tents at that airport.