Please buy some of Musk's "Burnt Hair" perfume, to help him buy
twitter. After all, I would if I could afford it. Gotta get
twitter to stop censoring posts.
Musk Launches "Burnt Hair" Perfume, Quickly Sells 20k Bottles At $100On Tuesday, Musk's Boring Company introduced a scent called "Burnt Hair," describing it as "The Essence of Repugnant Desire." It can be yours for $100 -- which includes domestic shipping and taxes.
A product page promotes the fragrance as "just like leaning over a candle at the dinner table, but without all the hard work."
Naturally, Musk announced the gimmicky product launch on Twitter, the platform he's set to purchase for $44 billion after a months-long, litigious, see-saw saga.
His closing of the Twitter transaction still isn't guaranteed -- it depends on his ability to finance it. Like a high school sports team raising money via cookie sales, Musk is presenting Burnt Hair as a way for supporters to help bankroll his Twitter buyout. "Please buy my perfume, so I can buy Twitter," he tweeted on Wednesday.
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