Why does this thread keep appearing back at the top if there are no posts?
Some posts are hidden and only visible to people with >500 posts.
Are you able to view the charts, CBH?
It was the same thing with apartheid in South Africa - only the whites could see the charts. But I am positive that one day soon, I too can be a member of the master (>500) race and fully experience the joy of charts.
Well, until then this is for the more posty members of the forum: I absolutely guarantee a 100% return on investment using the following chart. Money back if not satisfied, etc.
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A Tale of Two Furries?
Yes. But before you get the mods all up in my biz, it was a chart designed to also prove an important point in the philosophy of logic:
1000x!=y, where x=one word and y= one picture.
OK?
Does this mean that I won't know how
A Tale of Two Furries ends?
It ends like this:
![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhnPPIFTW6jk&t=663&c=e9BcF1zvots10g)
But I think you already knew that.
Well, call me Ishmael! I forgot all about how it ends. I'm mostly a beginning type of guy.
Can somebody explain this chart to me. Perhaps if the z-axis was so much right of center, I probably could have figure it out:
![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DyBRwM73PGLU&t=663&c=LZDSVUN0gytL1g)