I have my Private Keys of course, how can I (preferably WITHOUT Armory) simply restore my damn coins and send to another wallet? This has been so frustrating.
You can simply install
electrum and import your private keys.
In Electrum, create a new wallet, select "Import bitcoin addresses or private keys" and import your private key.
Warning: Download electrum only from
its official website and don't forget to
verify your download.