"Bitcoin was actually made by ancient aliens, left for us to uncover as a species in the information age."
Would like to hear some more theories on this.
Sure. The basic code architecture for Bitcoin has been cleverly embedded in the evolution of technology since the dawn of civilization. So in a way, "Satoshi" (that's the name we give to "him" because our brains can't actually comprehend the powers behind Bitcoin) has been sending us messages for thousands of years.
After the ancient Egyptians uncovered the secrets of the pyramids (which are obviously abandoned alien space ships), the blueprint for Bitcoin was unknowingly revealed - its design set into motion - triggering an age of scientific development that ultimately culminated in the formation of the Genesis Block and the birth of the Bitcoin Network.
It's so clear -- in retrospect we should have seen it all along.