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August 08, 2024, 03:44:05 AM
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Funny fails, embarrassing moments, anything that left you laughing hysterically?

For me, I was working for a real estate broker in his home office doing website development work. Every morning he would walk in the office and shake a can of V8 vegetable juice before drinking it. This one day he walked in, shook the can, and when he opened it the can exploded right in his face and liquid went all over the office. Turns out he accidentally grabbed a can of Pepsi and shook it up.  Grin

For the rest of the day I could not contain my laughter. We would be working and I would bust out laughing thinking about it.

What about you?



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August 08, 2024, 10:43:02 AM
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In an abandoned parking lot, there was a steel fence scratching here and there, like it was auditioning for a horror movie. Back when we were kids, my friends and I played parkour there, walking on those fences and jumping from one to another, testing our courage, speed, and our ability to balance.

Now, the fence had this funky cylindrical shape that made it a bit tricky to walk on. One kid who slipped and spread his legs and fall into the death trap of the fence. He only mumbled "ouch" but believe me, you could practically hear his pain echoing 100 meters away.

So, he continued his slippery descent, hitting his head on another fence but this time, he didn’t scream as the pain in his balls was way storgner than that in with his head. The poor guy was in agony for an entire week. Couldn't ride his bicycle or running. Hell he couldn’t even walk right! And every time we saw him, we laughed harder.

But the joke wasn’t done yet; Fast forward 15 years later, and I hear he finally got married. Only problem? He couldn't have kids because his testicles was out of order.

This joke had been continues for 15 years straight, even today it's funny and I almost die out of laughter writing this  Grin

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August 19, 2024, 04:40:10 AM
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Well I can not forget this time I went on a long hike with my nephews. This man was going around pranking his friends with a fake rubber snake. The guys friends would be either sitting down looking out the trails.

And he would toss the rubber toy snake and his friends would jump out all scare and freaking out that I literally thought it was a real snake. One of the guys friends got so mad he started chasing him and fell in the dirt, which was even more funnier.

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August 19, 2024, 07:36:00 AM
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The moment when I received a summons in 2014 and joined the Russian army for service. I would have had a postponement, but I lost it and had to join the army. I wanted to laugh and scream with anger  Grin
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