The police are in my house

[dank]

And they're not arresting me.

Hmm, I must really be god.

[mikhael]

And they're not arresting me.

Hmm, I must really be god.

You successfully bribed those arresting officers. How much money is involved? 

[dank]

Only the word of my soul and teachings of karma.  I have no money to bribe with.

[dank]

This is the second time that's happened by the way.  Hmm, weird.

The police love me more than my own family.

[Malin Keshar]

why they are in your house? Did they made the search and apprehension stuff that demands a judge authorization to happens?

[dank]

My parents called them because they are scared of me.  They were scared to watch the matrix with me because they feared it may prove me right.  They channeled me hate and judgement and I can lie no longer.  If they give me hate, I must give it them back as it is truly the loving thing to do to show people how they treat you.

All I'm trying to do is get them to become self aware and save them from the pits of hell that their judgement logically should lead them too.

By some miraculous grace of god, I am confident I can save them.  It would truly help if people started speaking up for me rather than judging me as well and further perpetuating my parent's delusion of me.

[Foxpup]

why they are in your house? Did they made the search and apprehension stuff that demands a judge authorization to happens?

The question you should be asking is, why is dank in his house? As opposed to in jail? Hint: regular police visits are part of the answer.

[dank]

What makes me deserving to be imprisoned in a cell?

[snarlpill]

I'm a strong supporter of the Constitution and while I could debate the 1st Amendment and dank's rights, I don't have the time. But mainly I read what he (dank) was saying and it really reminded me of my most-likely schizophrenic brother-in-law. I don't mean this in any offensive manner, but I just hope you don't talk to people like he does, when speaking of and/or fueled by "God" and his beliefs. I hope you don't hold so much anger towards them when advocating for a "hippie" lifestyle.

Also- pay that guy on here back all those BTC that you owe him. You speak of Karma which is something I try to live by myself and teach my daughter. I would try to make at least small regular payments which would probably go a long way.

[dank]

My very nature does not fit the definition of a schizo.

It does fit the nature of someone who is truly god though.

It's funny that I should be told not to hold anger towards someone while that same person is demonstrating anger and judgement to a hippy.  Quite hypocritical.

I'm simply being honest and reaping what they sow to me.

I'm not a hateful person, but if you fear me I can be your biggest nightmare simply from the divine and infinite truth I speak from my tongue.

To fear/judge/doubt/hate me is to do the same to yourself, for it is felt within you.

[Trista354]

sorry, dank. police or agents FBI?

[dank]

Regular old Holly Springs police.  One of 'safest' towns in the US, which means most corrupt police pretty much.  There are some good ones, at least one I spoke to and tried adamantly to get on my good side, the hippy officer.

[Hazir]

My parents called them because they are scared of me.  They were scared to watch the matrix with me because they feared it may prove me right.  They channeled me hate and judgement and I can lie no longer.  If they give me hate, I must give it them back as it is truly the loving thing to do to show people how they treat you.

All I'm trying to do is get them to become self aware and save them from the pits of hell that their judgement logically should lead them too.

By some miraculous grace of god, I am confident I can save them.  It would truly help if people started speaking up for me rather than judging me as well and further perpetuating my parent's delusion of me.

How this person was able to scam some people for huge amount of BTC is beyond me. Dank, were you always that crazy? Maybe you should consider becoming some sect guru far away in the mountains. I suspect if you were living with/near me I would be calling the police everyday. There is no really surprise there that they are in your house.

[aasl]

lol