You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination!

[Acidyo]

Superpower: viagra 24/7

Curse: you can never ejaculate

[Snorek]

Superpower: viagra 24/7

Curse: you can never ejaculate

And we have a winner! At least from male point of view 

[coinsandcoins]

Superpower = You get a Dollar every time you cough in public

Curse = Anyone you cough on gets a disease that has no cure

[hilariousandco]

Superpower = You get a Dollar every time you cough in public

Curse = Anyone you cough on gets a disease that has no cure

That curse isn't really a funny one though is it? 

[Lethn]

Superpower: You can seduce ANYONE

Curse: You must have sex at least once a day or you'll die

Oh wait, funny combination? Nevermind

[woufwouf]

Superpower = able to transform into any animal
Curse = can't resist to eat the favorite foods of the animal

[Bitcoinexp]

Superpower:You can eat an infinite amount of food.
Curse:You can only eat jalapenos.

[Lauda]

Superpower: You are able to travel through time.
Curse: You can't specify year you want to arrive.

[Bitcoin Magazine]

Superpower:  infinite money
Curse:  must wait a certain amount of time for a transaction to complete