I hereby establish the church of economic warfare

This is a serious potential plan. I and whoever may join and agree to the following definition of our organization, are the first members of the church.

The church of economic warfare formally declares economic war using money on every country whose law recognizes this declaration as a peaceful act, and we commit to never do any act of economic war on any country who recognizes this as the use of a munition on them, because the legal category munitions list is where each country lists the things which they consider dangerous or acts of war, and when the church of economic warfare finds that, as a conscious choice of a country, they live by the law that we are not using munitions of any kind and therefore are not attacking them, then we are at peace with all countries by their own definition of the things we use toward that peace. If any country would request that the church of economic warfare end their formal declaration, and hopefully real damage to their economies and other things to be expected of real economic warfare, then we will be happy to comply with your updated law which states that our previously peaceful items used on you are now considered the tools of war, specificly whats legally in the munitions list. Here at the church of economic warfare, we believe in obeying the laws of all countries, and toward that peaceful relationship we are happy to provide this formal declaration and real plans to crash your economies and similar things as long as your law recognizes this as a peaceful act, and we would like feedback on how well we are serving your peaceful and explicitly non-munition way of organizing your country by our generous efforts to perform real economic warfare using money on your country, and if we could economic warfare on you any better, please let us know, because we would be happy to use bitcoin, namecoin, ethereum, maidsafe, and anything else possibly relevant to crash your economies and bankrupt your citizens in the way you like best. If however your country wants to ask us to not do something which is legal and peaceful in your country, then for legal reasons of proving you said so to the other countries, we can only end the economic war using money on your country when your law recognizes which parts of our actions are war-like instead of peaceful which the law still says, and we are confused and need this legal clarification for all to see. Basically, everyone who joins the church of economic warfare always acts peacefully and never uses munitions, and as a courtesy to each country we use their legal definitions of what is peaceful and what is a munition. So even though every member of the church of economic warfare must use money in the ways of economic warfare on every country which defines this as a peaceful act, we respect the laws of every country and peace and we would never break any countrys laws if we can help it or act with any more force than necessary, but if a country recognizes what we and others and any reasonable person might interpret as force or a munition or a tool of war, if the country we are currently committing economic warfare on using money defines this as a peaceful act, we accept your strange choice but can take no responsibility to the lost value to your economy if your law says its allowed. A war that uses no munitions is no war at all. We will answer any charges related to our completely legal acts of economic warfare, and our first question to the court will be to produce the munitions used in these supposed acts of war, and of course since we obey your laws there will be none among our peaceful tools. Other countries however, for good reason, do not think its ok for us to commit real economic warfare using money on them, and to make this clear to us their law says money is a munition, and we respect their law so we do not use money as a munition on them, only on those who recognize it as a peaceful act. ... Or to get more to the point of this bizarre strategy and paradox, the church of economic warfare believes that money is, in many countries, intentionally labelled as a peaceful tool instead of a munition to avoid accountability when they used the (legally) peaceful tool and actually (munition), and the mission of the church of economic warfare is to prove to the world by real example of crashing the economies of everyone who declares this is a peaceful act that it is actually not a peaceful act, but legally it is peaceful until categorized as a munition. ... Following the recognizing of what money actually is by a majority of countries, I recommend to all members of the church of economic warfare to refuse to use, trade, or interact with in any way any munition, and this includes paying any tax which is charged in units of munitions, because as a church it is against our peaceful mission to give anyone munitions. However if a country truly believes money is not a munition, then that country waives the right to respond to any act of economic war using money on that country as if we were using munitions on them, as if we had actually committed an act of war, because if a countrys law declares that money is not a munition, then we believe you while we are under your law. Please choose definitions of important words carefully.

a most bizarre paradox

please do take this seriously because I fully intend to raise what some may call an army except respectfully obeying all countries laws and this army of economic warfare will to the best of their ability recruit new members and crash the economies and bankrupt the citizens of every country which recognizes this as a peaceful act. Admit the truth in court or accept this damage to your economy as our right under your law to use non-munitions in peaceful ways that your country formally approves of. We will not be falling for any laws which contradict eachother like one may say economic warfare is illegal while another says money is not a munition, and we take the legal position that any act which uses no munitions is not part of any war and entirely peaceful and respectful. You are a target. Thank you for recognizing our legal right to target you with our money.

Would anyone like to join the church of economic warfare?

I want to formally register the church of economic warfare as a nonprofit charity where all donations go toward real economic warfare, trying to crash the economies and bankrupt the citizens, of every country which recognizes this as a peaceful act. We hope this will spark debate on the true definition of money, if it is a munition or not, and for each country to live by their choice of law as we will, and in phase 2 we will make clear to the world, as we have said from the beginning, that our mission is incompatible with the use, trade, or interacting with in any way any munition, and this includes paying any tax which is charged in units of munitions. We will be happy to pay any tax which does not involve the transfer of munitions through us.