SCRAPEBOX GURU!!! Retiring after this!!!

I'm about to retire and just don't give a shit about BLACK and WHITE hat SEO at this point.
I will not spend the time to get you "number 1 on google" (what I have done for years)
What I WILL do (and what I have always wanted to do) is just DESTROY your competition!!!
I will not answer any BS questions. If you message me I hope you know what I can do for you. (I'm not a teacher)
I have not offered this anywhere else and I'm not going to. After a month I will sell my scrapebox account for a few bucks and i'm gone.
if I get more than just a couple PMs about this service I will put a add on Cryptothrift so we can decide on price and have 30 days of escrow so you know i'm not a scammer(PM for price and please send the target URL,URL'S) If i kill your comp and you don't release escrow I will put you on the shit list! (should only take a day or five) Not 30!!!