Need to make a bitcoin fast !! Attempting all projects hit me !!

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What the title says. I need to make a bitcoin in the shortest duration of time and am willing to accept any challenges you have. Hit me with the job and the price and ill see what i can do. Please bear in mind that some things i may be week on such as programming but i have the attitude to attempt anything no matter what the difficulty. Please send in your job offers as even though i may be broke im not dead !!

~peace~

[innocent93]

Need translation(english to chinese) offers by the way.
Details: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=651154.0 or send me a PM directly.