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[Watoshi-Dimobuto]

Can you describe the heaven , how is it in details..! You only mentioned the charges here. no description about what we are paying for.

Absolutely. This will give you a a general idea :

Heaven Is Where:

The French are the chefs
The Italians are the lovers
The British are the police
The Germans are the mechanics
And the Swiss make everything run on time

Additionally, you get whatever you want for free. Charges only 0.01 BTC for a test drive (Hit and Run option available only for the EU and Americas.).



(Moving it to the off-topic section. I think it is more appropriate than services section.)

[TheNinja]

Did ya remove the BTC address since someone asked you to? Haha I'd like a test drive!!

[Watoshi-Dimobuto]

Did ya remove the BTC address since someone asked you to? Haha I'd like a test drive!!

No, I just removed it on my own. No one asked/suggested it.

I thought, it will be unfair to get the money, since I will not be able to keep the promise, even if both the parties know that.

[u9y42]

This reminded me of the Reincarnation Bank: Afterlife Financial Planning (http://www.euromoney.com/Article/2626650/Reincarnation-Bank-Afterlife-financial-planning.html).

"Reincarnation Bank offers a safe-keeping for any asset you wish to deposit through your transition into the next life," its website trumpets. "If you leave nothing purposely behind when you die, then what is there here for you when you return?"

The bank kindly offers to look after deeds, bonds and tangible assets such as fine art, jewellery and real estate. In the next life, all claims "may be subject to verification through regression", which means you will have to prove under hypnosis that you are who you say you are.

[CryptoFutaba]

Well, the peaceful environment and fresh air in heaven is quite confortable, I admit... but I do prefer the hot parties going on in hell

[tattooist]

Wow mate.. you're gonna get in trouble with the vatican for this, don't you realize that thats their scam? lol

But that said, is there anyway you can guarantee me a view of hell while I'm in heaven?

I always wondered how that would work for believers..enjoying heaven while your brothers and sisters burn in hell

[lepirate]

I'm quite tall, so I'll take up more space than shorter people. Will that cost me extra?

[Watoshi-Dimobuto]

I'm quite tall, so I'll take up more space than shorter people. Will that cost me extra?

Nope. It only depends on the soul. Not on you height but on your deed. Balance sum will be credited(/debited) on arrival at the destination.

I always wondered how that would work for believers..enjoying heaven while your brothers and sisters burn in hell

The relationship between souls is different than ours. The earthly relationships might reflect the former, but not necessarily so. Good souls are not likely to have bad souls as friends.

[u9y42]

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I always wondered how that would work for believers..enjoying heaven while your brothers and sisters burn in hell

The relationship between souls is different than ours. The earthly relationships might reflect the former, but not necessarily so. Good souls are not likely to have bad souls as friends.

So, what you're saying is that souls are indifferent to the suffering of others?

[Watoshi-Dimobuto]

[...]

I always wondered how that would work for believers..enjoying heaven while your brothers and sisters burn in hell

The relationship between souls is different than ours. The earthly relationships might reflect the former, but not necessarily so. Good souls are not likely to have bad souls as friends.

So, what you're saying is that souls are indifferent to the suffering of others?

No. Souls are quite the opposite. But they are not likely to witness their friendly souls in hell. Because good souls have good souls as friends.

[rigel]

Well, the peaceful environment and fresh air in heaven is quite confortable, I admit... but I do prefer the hot parties going on in hell

I agree. All of the real fun is in hell!

[TheNinja]

Did ya remove the BTC address since someone asked you to? Haha I'd like a test drive!!

No, I just removed it on my own. No one asked/suggested it.

I thought, it will be unfair to get the money, since I will not be able to keep the promise, even if both the parties know that.

Coolio, rep points for you, haha.

There'd be pretty sickass parties going on in Heaven, yo

[Vod]

To get into heaven you need to see Jesus everywhere...