new star wars movie looks TERRIBLE

[jonald_fyookball]

omfg...just saw a coming attraction for the new
star wars.  looks like disney (is that who's in charge?)
totally fucked this thing up.

It looks all cheesy and modern, they tried to make
it better but its clearly worse...

The preview starts off with this black dude
in a storm trooper outfit who takes his helmet
off and he's all surprised looking...i thought i'm
watching saturday night live...wtf?

then then there's some cheesy narrator talking
about the force... and some circa 2014 version
of the millenium falcon that looks like it belongs
in the transformers movie or something... and some
cloaked dude in the forest with a lightsaber,
but even the lightsaber is all different...with
weird little blades coming out the side, and
the blade doesn't even look or sound the same.

seriously??

this is NOT the Star Wars I grew up with...

my god...  what a shame.

[siampumpkin]

I figured Disney would screw it up. I would prefer they go back the cheesy 80's special effects then do all this new mumbo jumbo crap! 

[oblixster]

Thought that trailer was a joke, looked more like it could be the next Scary Movie 6-7 than Star Wars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erLk59H86ww

[(oYo)]

I honestly thought it was a parody too. Black Stormtrooper (although I'm hoping he's just dressed like one to infiltrate them like Han and Luke did), stupid light sabre, rollie pollie droid, like seriously this has to be a joke right? Disney couldn't have fucked this up any worse. Check out this action figure!


Fans are clearly upset.



Although, I did find one guy that thinks it's fine.

[twicezeroiszero]

Well what ever next a chinese stormtrooper now ? Trailer really doesnt show much looks like they all hurrying for a special offer at Burger King.

[jonald_fyookball]

hard to believe, but actually worse than Jar Jar Binks.   

[Gronthaing]

but even the lightsaber is all different...with
weird little blades coming out the side, and
the blade doesn't even look or sound the same.

If I was using one of those I'd be more concerned about the possibility of stabbing myself with one of the side blades, than anything else an enemy might throw at me.

[godricarcher]

well... I think I will like it)

[Lethn]

Well what ever next a chinese stormtrooper now ? Trailer really doesnt show much looks like they all hurrying for a special offer at Burger King.

You aren't American are you? Because I've noticed only Americans get so hung up on whether an actor is black or asian these days