I haven't been able to find this kind of service anywhere. So, I offer my humble services to you.
Origins:
On 01:03:09, on January Third, the year of 2009, Anno Domini, ndnhc, the oldest hobbit - aged 142 and counting, was blessed by the legendary Shiaknjen Fjmnkmsdu and from then on, the hobbit was believed to have powers that can hijack any Secure Hashing Alogorithm.
Shop:
Spell of ndnhc: Chant the magic word "ndnhc" 777 times. Raises your luck temporarily by 0.1%.
Price: FREE!
Magic string: A string of magical characters, when PM'd maked the recepient luckier by a massive 2%.
Expires on 2 hours.
Cost: $7 equivalent or 0.07
BTCMagic chant: Open my profile, whack your head three times against the screen, chanting a magic word I reveal after payment, and the next roll is 50% more likely to win.
Expires: After 1 roll.
Cost: $50
More spells, chants, strings on demand.
Will enchant any object for a fee.
Escrow accepted.
Thank you