Remember when everybody told you that activity periods are 14 days long?
They liedThe actual length of each time period is 1210000 seconds, or 14.0046296296 days to 10 digits of precision.
Here is where theymos officially said it and
here is an explanation of this in more depth.
And don't call me pedanticSo, I've been using the 14-day period as a clock to know when to stop masturbating, but now you're telling me that there's always been time left on the clock? Why didn't I get the memo? Not that I would have taken time out to read it, but it would've been nice to have it handy in case of an accident or three.