I recently heard from some of my peepZ on the street that satoshi can fly! That's right, he can fly. They also say that he's very similar to Jesus, in that he can also resurrect the dead and make wine from water. The difference with satoshi and Jesus tho, is that satoshi has computer programming skills (obviously). God taught satoshi how to program before he sent satoshi to earth to design the blockchain and bitcoin. Satoshi never had any help from any government entities, any banks, or any powerful interest groups....naw satoshi created bitcoin on his own - because like I said, he's a superhero like Jesus who had God as his yoda.
I believe my friends whatever they tell me, I also believe in the satoshi fairytale because it allows me to rest easy and sleep at night.
What stories have you heard about the legendary satoshi ?
Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Banks with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
