Multiply your Luck! Charms and Spells exclusively by Saint Hobbit!

[ndnh]

I haven't been able to find this kind of service anywhere. So, I offer my humble services to you. 

Origins:
On 01:03:09, on January Third, the year of 2009, Anno Domini, ndnhc, the oldest hobbit - aged 142 and counting, was blessed by the legendary Shiaknjen Fjmnkmsdu and from then on, the hobbit was believed to have powers that can hijack any Secure Hashing Alogorithm.


Shop:
Spell of ndnhc: Chant the magic word "ndnhc" 777 times. Raises your luck temporarily by 0.1%. 
Price: FREE!

Magic string: A string of magical characters, when PM'd maked the recepient luckier by a massive 2%.
Expires on 2 hours.
Cost: $7 equivalent or 0.07BTC

Magic chant: Open my profile, whack your head three times against the screen, chanting a magic word I reveal after payment, and the next roll is 50% more likely to win.
Expires: After 1 roll.
Cost: $50


More spells, chants, strings on demand.

Will enchant any object for a fee.

Escrow accepted.

Thank you

[ndnh]

Reserved for testimonials/vouches.

It works!! I cannot believe it.

Highly recommended. You can trust him to keep your wallet. +21m

Have plans to overtake Bill Gates tomorrow. Tired for today.

Wow. I just won 3200BTC! A++

Can you teach it to me?

6 casinos bankrupt and counting...

Rest not added due to lack of space.   

[Wendigo]

I need a chant that will make my wallet grow dollar bills on a daily basis preferably by watering. Thank you in advance.

[ndnh]

I need a chant that will make my wallet grow dollar bills on a daily basis preferably by watering. Thank you in advance.

Working on it. Time for meditation.  




Meanwhile, we need some hilarious vouches.. (not with the trust feedback please... )