Watch out guys - NASA confirms alien invasion

[Vod]

Yes, I would roll my eyes too if I didn't take it in context with the first part of my message.  

I will, without reservation, ask this directly: Were you, upon origination, an earth human?

While not fulling understanding what you mean by "upon origination", I will say Yes, I was born a human on earth. 

[Vod]

While not fulling understanding what you mean by "upon origination", I will say[,] ["]Yes, I was born a human on earth.["]

Of a genetic strain indigenous to earth?

Then yes. 

[username18333]

Then yes.  

Are you now or have you ever been an associate of any entity of any taxonomical variety not indigineous to this planet, earth?

[Vod]

Then yes.  

Are you or have you ever been an associate of any entity of a variety not indigineous to this planet, earth?

No. 

[username18333]

No.  

Are you now or have you ever been cognizant of any machination of any such entity?

[Vod]

No.  

Are you now or have you ever been cognizant of any machination of any such entity?

Are you asking if I have ever recognized a machine as a machine?   Then yes.

If you are asking if I have ever seen a human turned into a machine, then no.

(These questions are getting harder!)

[galdur]

The most unappealing outcomes would arise if the aliens from Planet Zeeba caused harm to humanity.  While aliens may arrive to eat, enslave or attack us, the report adds that people might also suffer from being physically crushed or by contracting diseases carried by the visitors. In especially unfortunate incidents, humanity could be wiped out when a more advanced civilisation accidentally unleashes an unfriendly artificial intelligence, or performs a catastrophic physics experiment that renders a portion of the galaxy uninhabitable.

Nah, I don´t buy it. No self-respecting aliens would name their planet Zeeba.

[Vod]

Are you asking if I have ever recognized a machine as a machine?

(If a word you don't fully recognize is a hyperlink, merely activate the link to have your browser directed to a page wherefrom the word's definition may be read.)

I tried that, but it took me away from this thread.   

[Vod]

I tried that, but it took me away from this thread.   

Most of the hyperlinks link to Merriam-Webster.com.

Thanks.    Can we continue this tomorrow?  I literally have not slept in 36 hours and I need some shut eye. 

[username18333]

Thanks.    Can we continue this tomorrow?  I literally have not slept in 36 hours and I need some shut eye.  

Not to offend, however, that request implies a need to inform your (extraterrestrial, malevolent) superiors that you, as an intelligence asset, have been compromised.

[Vod]

Thanks.    Can we continue this tomorrow?  I literally have not slept in 36 hours and I need some shut eye. 

That makes it sound like you need to inform your (extraterrestrial, malevolent) superiors that you, as an intelligence asset, have been compromised.

No, I haven't been compromised.  It's natural for humans to sleep. 

[username18333]

No, I haven't been compromised.  It's natural for humans to sleep.  

You may not engage in any action that might endanger the success, as it might perceive success, of the Administrator of this interstellar region (i.e., "the Despot") as awarded it in interstellar concession.

[Vod]

No, I haven't been compromised.  It's natural for humans to sleep.  

You may not engage in any action that may endanger the success, as it would be perceive success, of the Administrator of this region interstellar region (i.e., "the Despot").

Gotcha.   

Goodnight.